Porn Show = Cook Show

Do you know the similarity between a porn show and a cook show?

Answer : You can only watch and drool.

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A Woman's Age

At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy. "No woman," said one man scornfully, "can keep a secret."

"I don't know about that," said a woman guest. "I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."

"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.

"I hardly think so," responded the lady. "When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-nine years, she can keep it forever!"


Just for laughs. Hope you did laugh. Thanks for reading.