Workshop

Sam's old jalopy was making a lot of irritating notices on the engine. He sent it to the roadside workshop. The foreman took a look at it and marked an "X" on the chassis with a chalk, and then gave it a tight kick and the noise stopped immediately. He handed Sam a bill for $200.00. Sam felt the bill was atrocious for a quick job like that, so Sam demanded an itemized account of his charges. The foreman went back to his office and this is what he wrote: One chalk mark:$1.00. Knowing where to mark "X":$199.00.


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When I am Driving

Driving to a new restaurant in Kuala Lumpur, Ah Ling took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?"

"I thought you knew where you were going," he replied. "You always know where you are going when I'm driving."



Just for laughs. Enjoy a good laugh and thanks for reading.