Momento - Jokes

Sam : Sue, do you carry a momento of some sort in that locket of yours?
Sue : Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair.
Sam : But your husband is still alive.
Sue : I know, but his hair is gone.

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Inheritance

After days of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, Michael finally confronted her. "Admit it, Lucy," he said. "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me one million dollar."

"Don't be ridiculous!" she shot back. "I don't care who left it with you."

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Late One Night

A man comes home late one night.
"Where were you?" asks his wife.
"A ... a ... alone ..." he mutters.
"OK, so who were you alone with?" retorts his wife

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Just for laugh, hope you have a good laugh and thanks for reading.