February 1, 2010

Just a little boy.

Little Adam followed his dad to the swimming club and got lost and found himself in the ladies' changing room. When the ladies spotted him, there was pandemonium, shrieks and screams as the ladies jumped for cover, grabbing towels, sheets, hankies and panties.

Little Adam was amazed at the attention bestowed upon him and asked, "What's the matter? Haven't you seen a little boy before?"


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His Parents Are Smart.



Little Nicky comes home from school at the end of term with his report car. The report card has all Ds and Fs. His parents start lecturing him, and Nicky explains that everyone in his class did poorly, not just him.

"But what about David down the street," they said, "He brought home all As and Bs."

"Well, David is different," he retorted.

"How so?" his father asked.

"Cos his parents are smart!"



Just for laughs. Make sure to be a smart parents from now on. Thanks for reading.

2 comments:

"BUTTERY"fly said...

Funny! But somehow true -- smart parents are smart enough to raise smart kids. :-)

Have a good day!

XO
http://mybutteryfly.blogspot.com/

Redbonegirl97 said...

The report card thing is something that my boys would tell me. They are too funny when it comes to how smart they really are. LOL.

Tiffany
http://liferequiresmorechocolate.blogspot.com/

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