No Experience

Manager : For a man with no experience, you are certainly asking for a high salary.

Applicant : Well, the work is much harder when you don't know what you are doing!"


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ASAP


The interviewer examined the job application, then turned to the prospective employee. "I see you have put ASAP down for the date you are available to start, meaning 'As Soon As Possible,' of course. However, I see you've put AMAP down for expected salary. I don't believe I've ever seen that before. What does it mean?" The applicant replies, "As Much As Possible!"




Just for laughs and thanks for reading.