Train your dog - joke

One day, Sam answered his doorbell and greeted his friend Eric who walked in followed by a very large dog. The dog immediately jumped up on the sofa with his muddy feet and proceed to knock over a lamp and chew on the cushions.

The outraged householder began to scold his friend Sam. "Don't you think you should train your dog a little better?"

"My dog?" exclaimed a surprised Sam . "I thought it was your dog!"

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Pet Shop

Mr Ng walks into a pet shop and asks the shop assistant, "Do you have any dogs that go cheap?"
The shop assistant replies, "I don't think so, sir. But we have birds that go cheep; our dogs go bow-wow!"

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Difference Between a Bird and a Fly

Question : What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

Answer : A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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Just for laughs, hope you enjoy reading it and thanks for reading.