December 10, 2010

Incompatibility (funny tale)

Edward : Jame's wife is suing him for divorce
David : How come?
Edward : Incompatibility
David : How in the world did she catch him doing that?

Court Humour

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and he had a beard.
Q: Was he male or female?

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

Thanks for reading and hope this is good enough for you to laugh out loud.


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