June 4, 2010

Momento - Jokes

Sam : Sue, do you carry a momento of some sort in that locket of yours?
Sue : Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair.
Sam : But your husband is still alive.
Sue : I know, but his hair is gone.

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Inheritance

After days of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, Michael finally confronted her. "Admit it, Lucy," he said. "The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me one million dollar."

"Don't be ridiculous!" she shot back. "I don't care who left it with you."

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Late One Night

A man comes home late one night.
"Where were you?" asks his wife.
"A ... a ... alone ..." he mutters.
"OK, so who were you alone with?" retorts his wife

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Just for laugh, hope you have a good laugh and thanks for reading.

6 comments:

baili said...

funny and interesting dear,have a lovely life and take care

Cee said...

LOL! The first two were so funny!

BUTTERYFLY

Mr. Stupid said...

These were hilarious. Thanks for sharing...:)

Stuff could always be worse said...

Thanks for sharing, I love to laugh
kim

Aries said...

Glad you all like it

giojahn said...

Thanks for sharing these funny jokies

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