July 26, 2010

I can't see (jokes)

The teenage boy seemed placid as I approached his hospital bed to give him a psychiatric evaluation. His mother was seated nearby, immersed in her knitting. I walked over and introduced myself to the boy. He looked right trough me and started screaming: "I can't see! I can't see!"

I had never witnessed such a dramatic example of hysterical blindness. "How long has this been going on?" I asked his mother. Without looking up she replied, "Ever since you stepped in front of his television."

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Dog Training

I heard the dog barking before he and his owner actually barrelled into our vet practice. Spotting a training video we sell, the owner wisely decided to buy one.

"How does this work?" she asked, handling me a cheque. "Do I just have him watch this?"

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Just for laughs! Thanks for reading and hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

8 comments:

Ash said...

i like the first joke - lol...typical of the boy! :p

Aries said...

Yeah, agree with you, in fact all children

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hi Aries,

Thanks for visiting my blog earlier and commenting on my WW! Hahaha... it can be done! Left hand hugging Ben and holding the left rail, right hand holding camera and hugging the right rail, swing and snap snap snap!

Ms Bibi said...

Lol, the first one it totally my 13 year old son.

Cee said...

I agree with everyone else here, the first one is funny! I've been hearing so much of it, everyday of my life -- with my two kids around. LOL!

Good day Aries!

Mr. Stupid said...

LOL. The first one was hilarious. I wasn't expecting that reply from his mother.
"The TV shall never be blocked!"
Smiles...

Aries said...

Thanks for visiting - will provide more jokes in the future.

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