"I'm looking for some deodorant for my boyfriend, but I don't know what type he uses."
The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"
"No, " says Lorna, "It's for his armpits!"
To impress his date, Ramson took her to a very chic Italian restaurant in town. After sipping some fine wine he picked up the menu and ordered, "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"Sorry, Sir," said the waiter. " That's the manager!"
Mad Cow Disease
A man and his wife went to a 'SteakHouse' for dinner.
Waiter: What would you like to have?
Husband: I'll take a beef steak.
Waiter: Sir, what about the mad cow ......?
Husband: She will order for herself!
Thanks for reading and enjoy that good laugh!