January 23, 2011

For The Armpits

Lorna goes to the mini market to buy her boyfriend some toiletries. A clerk comes to help her, and asks if she needs assistance.
"I'm looking for some deodorant for my boyfriend, but I don't know what type he uses."
The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"
"No, " says Lorna, "It's for his armpits!"

Dining Out

To impress his date, Ramson took her to a very chic Italian restaurant in town. After sipping some fine wine he picked up the menu and ordered, "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.
"Sorry, Sir," said the waiter. " That's the manager!"

Mad Cow Disease

A man and his wife went to a 'SteakHouse' for dinner.
Waiter: What would you like to have?
Husband: I'll take a beef steak.
Waiter: Sir, what about the mad cow ......?
Husband: She will order for herself!

Thanks for reading and enjoy that good laugh!


I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hahahahha... love the armpit joke! Thanks for dropping by earlier and commenting on my post about Ben and his rescue boat toy. Maybe last time not so high-tech, so don't have those boat toys! But wow.. I used to have a mini snooker table which I got from my aunt. Fun toy to play with!

SY said...

lol very funny. we all need good laughs now and again

Grigore Roman said...

lol! the one about armpits! too funny! thanks for sharing and thanks for commenting on my post!

baili said...

i really need to see your wonderful blog often dear as you bring such smiles and laughter
god bless you

Aries said...

Thanks for visiting and glad you all like it.

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