January 3, 2011

More funny tales

I would like to kick start the new year with some jokes / funny tales.

She Is Having A Baby

It was late at night. The man was at the public phone booth frantically ringing the 24-hour clinic.
Man (panting) : My wife! She is pregnant and she is getting contractions, and I think the baby is about to be born.
Clinic Nurse : Is this her first child?
Man : No, you silly! This is her husband!



What Date Is It Today

Two friends are in a coffee shop when one says to the other, "Can you tell me what the date is please?"
"No idea," says the other.
"But you have a newspaper in your hand," he says.
"Sorry, it's no use. It's yesterdays's paper."



Piano Recital

Raz Kum had taken his date to see a famous pianist. His date would rather have gone to her favourite disco. Halfway through, she tapped Raz on the shoulder.
"What's he playing?" she asked.
"Chopin's Polonaise in A-flat," he responded.
"Oh," she signed, "I could have sworn it was a piano!"


Have a good laugh and thanks for visiting this site.

5 comments:

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hi Aries!

Thanks for the laughs! :) And thank you for your comment in my latest post.

Stephaine said...

nice post.. happy new year as well... more laughter the only free meds we have..

Aries said...

Thanks for visiting

biddysbeads said...

Thanks for the giggles. :) Cute blog!

Great-Granny Grandma said...

Thanks for the good chuckle. I'm still smiling.

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