She Is Having A Baby
It was late at night. The man was at the public phone booth frantically ringing the 24-hour clinic.
Man (panting) : My wife! She is pregnant and she is getting contractions, and I think the baby is about to be born.
Clinic Nurse : Is this her first child?
Man : No, you silly! This is her husband!
What Date Is It Today
Two friends are in a coffee shop when one says to the other, "Can you tell me what the date is please?"
"No idea," says the other.
"But you have a newspaper in your hand," he says.
"Sorry, it's no use. It's yesterdays's paper."
Raz Kum had taken his date to see a famous pianist. His date would rather have gone to her favourite disco. Halfway through, she tapped Raz on the shoulder.
"What's he playing?" she asked.
"Chopin's Polonaise in A-flat," he responded.
"Oh," she signed, "I could have sworn it was a piano!"
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