More funny tales

I would like to kick start the new year with some jokes / funny tales.

She Is Having A Baby

It was late at night. The man was at the public phone booth frantically ringing the 24-hour clinic.

Man (panting) : My wife! She is pregnant and she is getting contractions, and I think the baby is about to be born.

Clinic Nurse : Is this her first child?

Man : No, you silly! This is her husband!

What Date Is It Today

Two friends are in a coffee shop when one says to the other, "Can you tell me what the date is please?"

"No idea," says the other.

"But you have a newspaper in your hand," he says.

"Sorry, it's no use. It's yesterdays's paper."

Piano Recital

Raz Kum had taken his date to see a famous pianist. His date would rather have gone to her favourite disco. Halfway through, she tapped Raz on the shoulder.

"What's he playing?" she asked.

"Chopin's Polonaise in A-flat," he responded.

"Oh," she signed, "I could have sworn it was a piano!"

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