For The Armpits

Lorna goes to the mini market to buy her boyfriend some toiletries. A clerk comes to help her, and asks if she needs assistance.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my boyfriend, but I don't know what type he uses."

The clerk says, "Is it the ball type?"

"No, " says Lorna, "It's for his armpits!"

Dining Out

To impress his date, Ramson took her to a very chic Italian restaurant in town. After sipping some fine wine he picked up the menu and ordered, "We'll have the Giuseppe Spomdalucci," he said.

"Sorry, Sir," said the waiter. " That's the manager!"

Mad Cow Disease

A man and his wife went to a 'SteakHouse' for dinner.

Waiter: What would you like to have?

Husband: I'll take a beef steak.

Waiter: Sir, what about the mad cow ......?

Husband: She will order for herself!

Thanks for reading and enjoy that good laugh!