Punished (funny)

Lum Lum came home from school and said to his mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this...By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little boy replied, "My homework."

Phone Number

Mei Mei's mother received a call from the teacher about her seven-year-old daughther misbehaving in class. Back home, Mei Mei and Mommy discussed the situation. In conclusion, she asked Mei Mei, "Do you understand what you did wrong?"

"Yes," Mei Mei replied, head hanging. "I made a mistake at school."

"And what was that?" Mommy asked, hoping to reinforce the point.

"I told the teacher our phone number."

Mother's Writing

Teacher : This homework looks like your mother's writing.

Pupil : Of course, Teacher! I used her pen.

Homework

One student to another: It takes me about two hours each night to do my homework - three if my dad helps me.

Just for laugh! Enjoy!