October 20, 2010

Chicken sandwich (funny tale)

A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch.. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

He said, 'Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?' She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it. 'Why?' he asked. She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!' 'Let me see' he said. 'Okay' and she showed him..

He looked and said, 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!' She asked if she could look, so he showed her!She said 'Oh, my Gosh, it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GIZZARDS!!!


Just for laughs. Thanks for reading and hope you like it.


10 comments:

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hahahahaha.... abit crude but still funny...

Btw, thanks for your compliment on my scones recipe post. I am quite happy with this attempt. Baking sifu? Not yet, not yet... I am still at level 0 :P

Ms Bibi said...

Lol, it is a bit disturbing, but hilarious in a same way.

Dav DiDi said...

Haha.. indeed hilarious ..

baili said...

it is so sweet of you cause reading you is like having smile on lips all the time all i can say is thank you sooooooooooooooo much for such lovely sharing keep it up always
take care god bless u dear

Ryan said...

I wouldn't call it crude, funny yes, crude no.

the diary said...

hahaha... it's very funny..

Ronnie said...

wakaka.... so innocent !

Gautam said...

lol!! :) but no matter whatever I grow, I am never gonna stop eating chicken ;)

Aries said...

Glad you all have fun reading it.

Great-Granny Grandma said...

LOL. Thanks for the good chuckle to start my day.

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