October 3, 2010

What Time Is It (funny tale)

Exhausted after driving all night, a man decided to pull over to get some sleep. He had just settled back to snooze when there was a knock on the window. He opened his eyes to a jogger, who asked, "Excuse me, but do you have the time?." " It's 8:10.""Thanks," he replied, running off. The man had just dozed off again when there was another knock. "What time is it?" asked a hiker. "8:25."

Fed up, the man put a sign in his window that read "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!" Knock, knock! He was suddenly awakened again. Scowling, the man rolled down the window. "What?" he yelled at the boy standing there. "It's 8:45."

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Pull The Plug

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room. He says to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

So she gets up and unplug the TV.

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Just for laughs. Hope you love it.

8 comments:

SY said...

lol funny

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hey Aries!

Thanks for the laughs! Love the 2nd joke! :D

And thanks for your sweet comment in my separation anxiety post. Wow! Your 4 years old taking school bus on his own! What a big matured boy! You are one strong mummy! I hope I can soon learn to let go and not break down like this...

Gautam said...

Lol!! That so happens when you are having a bad day..no matter whatever happens someone will end up bugging you!! :)

aireme said...

So funny and cool!

Thanks for sharing it Aries.

baili said...

thanks for laughter you are so sweet

loved your jokes .take care

Cee said...

Haha love it!

Aries said...

Glad you all like it, will post more funny stuffs in the future

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