Fly To Singapore
A lady telephoned the travel agent and asked how long it took to fly from Kuala Lumpur to Singapore. The clerk replied, "Just a minute."
"Thank You." said the lady as she hung up.
Round Trip Ticket
Traveller: I'd like a round trip ticket to Hawaii
Salesgirl : I'm sorry, all our tickets are rectangular!
Notice In A Tokyo Hotel
It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not read notis.
Notice In A Bucharest Hotel Lobby
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Just for laughs! Have a good day to all.