My Back Neighbor
One hot afternoon, my back neighbor was painting his gate wearing two jackets. I asked him why he was wearing two jackets on such a hot day. He said that the directions on the can read: For best results, put on two coats......!
Note on top of gas cylinder: WARNING ON THE BOTTOM
So obviously, everyone will turn it upside down to read the warning which says: WARNING! DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN!
Just for laughs! Have a great funny day to you.