"Well, that's kinda steep, isn't it?" "Yes, it is," said the lawyer. "And what's your third question?"
Doctor or Lawyer
A lawyer, who was talking to his son about entering college, said, "How did it get into your head that you want to be a doctor instead of a lawyer?"
"Well, Dad," answered the son, "did you ever hear anybody get up in a crowd and shout frantically, "Is there a lawyer in the house?"