Lawyer Jokes

Question: How was your first marriage terminated?
Answer: By death.
Question: And by whose death was it terminated?


Question: Are you sexually active?
Answer: No, I just lie there.


Question: The myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Answer: Yes.
Question: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
Answer: I forget.
Question: You forget. Can you give us an example of something you've forgotten?



Isn't these funny, I can't stop laughing every time I read it. Have to share with all of you. Happy laughing and thanks for reading.