If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If your plan is having no plans, do you have a plan?
If anything is possible, then is it possible that nothing is possible?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? Isn't that frightening?
If there was a "Knowledge" contest, would the female winner be crowned Miss Informed?
Just for laughs. Found these in a joke book. Thanks for reading and hope you have a good laugh and lots to think about.