August 18, 2010

Funny but true facts

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If your plan is having no plans, do you have a plan?

If anything is possible, then is it possible that nothing is possible?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Why do doctors call what they do "practice"? Isn't that frightening?

If there was a "Knowledge" contest, would the female winner be crowned Miss Informed?


Just for laughs. Found these in a joke book. Thanks for reading and hope you have a good laugh and lots to think about.

4 comments:

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hahaha thanks for the laughs... There's this advert which goes something like "If less is more, then is more less?"

I'm still confused with it....

Cee said...

Hehe I love them all. I actually stopped and thought each of it. LOL!

Good day Aries!
EVERY THOUGHT COUNTS

Gautam said...

Lolzzz..English is a funny language!! :)
"Why do doctors call what they do "practice"?"..ha ha..this one was the best!!

Aries said...

Glad you all like it.

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