August 3, 2010

Man with 3 dogs (funny tale)

A woman in an expensive, meticulously maintained car is driving down a country road. Suddenly she sees a man running hard with three huge dogs snapping at his heels. She is troubled by the fact that this sweaty person will sully her upholstery, but she accepts that she has to rescue him. She pulls over and shouts, "Get in!"

"You're very kind," gasps the man, jumping in. "Most people would not offer me a lift when they see I have three dogs."

Wrong suit

An elderly lady visits her recently deceased husband at the funeral parlour. "I see he's wearing a black suit," she tells the undertaker. "His dying wish was to wear a blue suit."

The undertaker says he'll see what he can do. The next day, when the woman returns, her husband is wearing a blue suit. "Where did you get it?" she asks.

"After you left, a man about your husband's size was bought in," the undertaker says. "He was wearing a blue suit, but the wife wanted him buried in black. After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads."
Just for laugh! Thanks for reading.


Ash said...

thought the undertaker would swap the suits, not the heads! ewwwwwwwwww

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hahahahahah... love the 1st joke!

Btw, thank you for dropping by and for your awesome compliments on my Wordless Wednesday pic of Ben with his bubble thoughts! Have a nice day! :)

~ Jenny ( I'm a full-time mummy )

Gautam said...

LOLd at the first joke..thanks for the share! :)

Aries said...

I find the 1st one very funny too

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