"Why aren't you busy working?" he demanded.
"Cos I didn't see you coming." said the storekeeper.
Gets To Be A Habit
A worker who was being paid by the week, approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. "This is $200 less than what we agreed on," he said.
"I know," the employer said. "But last week I overpaid you $200, and you never complained."
"Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake," the worker answered, "But when it gets to be a habit, I feel I have to call it to your attention."
Be nice to people until you make a million. After that, people will be nice to you.
Just for laughs and thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy reading it.