We do three kinds of jobs: CHEAP, QUICK & GOOD.
You can have any two;
A good quick job ... won't be cheap
A good job, cheap ... won't be quick
A cheap job, quick ... won't be good
Taxi Driver's First Day on the Job
Sam was in a taxicab on his way to the airport. He tapped the driver very lightly on the shoulder to ask him how long it would take to reach the airport.
The cab driver flinched, screamed, then went into a panic and almost wrecked the cab.
Finally, the driver got control and pulled to the side of the road. With both of them still shaking , he turned to Sam and apologised. He said, "Sorry about that. This is my first day as a cab driver. For the past 20 years, I have driven a hearse."
3 comments:
Hahaha, I read the 2nd joke before, always make me laugh!
haha Firs is funny! The last one is hilarious!!!
I have this joke book that I would read on and off and it still makes me laugh, even reading it for several times, will be sharing more in the future
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