"Are there any spaces left in the self-motivation class?" I asked the receptionist.
"Sorry," she said. "That course was cancelled. No one signed up for it."
I was looking for something to read in the prison library when I bumped into another inmate holding a book. It had the curious title "Robbing Banks".
"You found that book here?" I asked.
"Yeah," he said, grinning. "In the self help section."
What A Coincidence
Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Smith into his office for a sit-down.
"You know, Smith," he said, "I've noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor's appointments, there's a game over at the stadium."
"Wow, sir, I guess you're right," Smith answered. "I didn't realise it. You don't think she's faking it, do you?"
Just for laughs. Thanks for reading. Enjoy a good laugh.