The doctor looked her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there is nothing wrong with your eyesight..."
Don't Be Silly
Samuel goes to a psychiatrist. He says, "Everybody hates me!"
The psychiatrist answer, "Don't be silly. You haven't met everybody yet."
Tell Me Why
The psychiatrist at our local hospital received a postcard one morning from one of his patients. It read, "Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here so you could tell me why."
Just for laugh! Forget about all your worries and have a good laugh!